We will never sell your data to anyone, but we will use it to send you stuff (if you want us to).

Don't be alarmed, but our lawyers told us that we had to put something like this following sentence here; anything you input to the website becomes property of SpaceChef Industries LLC (its successors and assigns, yadda, yadda, yadda), except for the credit card information (address, card number, expiration, CVV) we actually can't see that.

Your privacy is important to us. We hate it when someone uses our information to sends us something we didn't sign up for, so we won't be shady with your stuff. We promise.

Imagine these are concert tickets; you can't sell your concert tickets, back to the venue, no mater what stage of cancer your iguana has. These are the same. Non-refundable, entirely transferrable. If you're not planning to come, we require that you tell us who is coming in your place.

If you purchased the tickets with a discount of greater than 20%, the tickets are not only non-refundable, but also non-transferrable. If we are giving you the hook-up, we want to see you there.

We still need a good terms of service...